New Orleans: Balconies, Graveyards, Pirates, Gators, Swamps, Nicolas Cage, & Boobs
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New Orleans: Balconies, Graveyards, Pirates, Gators, Swamps, Nicolas Cage, & Boobs

We’d been hoping to explore San Antonio for the first half of the day, but the speeding ticket we got the previous night threw the whole schedule off. We ended up getting in really late, causing us to wake up really late, and had no choice but to head out toward New Orleans, which was…

NM to TX: White Sands, Rockets, Visiting A True Ghost Town, & A Very Special Grave
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NM to TX: White Sands, Rockets, Visiting A True Ghost Town, & A Very Special Grave

It’s pretty amazing to be driving along seeing this out the window… …then taking a slight detour and finding yourself in a drastically different world: When we left Las Cruces, our goal was to make it to San Antonio by the end of the day. We had two routes to choose from: the southern route…

Missiles in Tucson, Cowboys in Tombstone, & Tarantulas Crossing the Road
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Missiles in Tucson, Cowboys in Tombstone, & Tarantulas Crossing the Road

I had a lot of plans for Tucson, but unfortunately, pretty much all of them fell through due to lack of time. For one thing, I was really looking forward to visiting the Titan Missile Museum, where you can tour the only remaining Cold War-era Titan 2 missile launch site in the country. You get…

Route 66, A Town Called Nothing, & the Mysterious THING?!!!
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Route 66, A Town Called Nothing, & the Mysterious THING?!!!

We spent the night in Kingman, Arizona (contracting a thankfully brief bout of food poisoning at the local Crack Barrel), then continued along Historic Route 66 the next morning. When people think Road Trip, the first highway that comes to mind is invariably Route 66, and for good reason. Since it was established as a…

Vegas, The Hoover Dam, and a Strange Little Town Called Chloride (Weirdest Cemetery in the US?)
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Vegas, The Hoover Dam, and a Strange Little Town Called Chloride (Weirdest Cemetery in the US?)

Las Vegas wasn’t a stop on the roadtrip either of us were desperate to visit, but we really had no choice. There are only two or three highways that head south in Nevada, and all end up in Vegas, so it was a sensible place to spend the night. I’d post pictures, but they’re the…

Utah & Nevada: Salt Lake City, A Cursed Hotel, A Haunted Ghost Town, and Car Trouble
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Utah & Nevada: Salt Lake City, A Cursed Hotel, A Haunted Ghost Town, and Car Trouble

I had three initial impressions after driving around downtown Salt Lake City: 1) it was very clean, 2) it was very quiet, and 3) there was construction everywhere. Seriously, every single turn brought us to another two or three buildings going up in the heart of downtown: Even old buildings were going through significant renovations:…

Crossing Utah: Ghost Towns, Dinosaurs, Arches, and a Home in a Rock
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Crossing Utah: Ghost Towns, Dinosaurs, Arches, and a Home in a Rock

After leaving Blanding, Utah, we didn’t even have to travel to a national park to see our first arch of the day, which was right along the highway: Our goal was to travel north to Arches National Park, then rejoin old US-50 (renamed US-6 in Utah) and spend the night in Salt Lake City. Of…

From Colorado into Utah: Abandoned Cliff Dwellings, Monument Valley, and a Town Named After A Sombrero
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From Colorado into Utah: Abandoned Cliff Dwellings, Monument Valley, and a Town Named After A Sombrero

Having reached the south-west corner of Colorado, we’d already noticed the landscape change dramatically, from mountains and pines to desert and scrub bush. First stop of the day was something I’d been looking forward to the whole road trip: Mesa Verde National Park. Mesa Verde is home to the incredible Anasazi cliff dwellings, constructed circa…

Gold Mines, Whore Houses, & Lots of Rocks in Colorado (How’s Your Aspen?)
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Gold Mines, Whore Houses, & Lots of Rocks in Colorado (How’s Your Aspen?)

After shooing away the ants that had gathered on our belongings during our stay at the El Colorado motel, we headed out of Manitou Springs to visit the Garden of the Gods. Filled with towering sandstone spires and precariously balanced rock formations, the Garden of the Gods is an excellent introduction to the even more…

Dodge City, Deadly Drives, and Penny Arcades: From Kansas to Colorado
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Dodge City, Deadly Drives, and Penny Arcades: From Kansas to Colorado

We spent the night in Dodge City, Kansas, and ate breakfast at a local donut place, Daylight Donut. Coming from the north-east, where Dunkin’ Donuts has obliterated the concept of mom-and-pop donut shops, I appreciated it when the kid behind the counter said his parents had owned the place since ’78. The donuts were great,…